You cant make this shit up.
CockyCloth? What the fuck?I prefer a moist towellette myself....
Cock'N Swirl? Is that like tossin salad or mouthwash? A columbia version of the Rub & Tug?
An original idea I must say.
I promise, if you read through the Guestbook, you will laugh your ass off.
Was the Cabernet not enough Steve?
Yeah, if only there were a few CockyCloths in Gainsville last weekend. Hands down dumbasses of the year (and nominee for rim job of the month for the Asian gay porn festival for the cleaver "Cock'N Swirl" tactic.
ReplyDeleteDang yo, I wish I could trade some cooked crack fo one of dees towels. I be fo sho we coulda won some mo games but I just sit on da sidelines and cry likea bitch. Maybe I can wipe my tears wif one of dees towels.
ReplyDeleteWhen I get that tingling sensation in my leg from watching "O" speak, I always reach for the 'cock n swirl' to clean up.
ReplyDeleteGood for wiping my face off after kissing Steve Spurriers azz. Or cleaning up after some alone time with his picture!!
ReplyDeleteGoddamn, Carolina fans are dumb. Not worthy of licking the Bear's balls.
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